Vibrator ideas to turn me on homemade and safe?
You’ll always have times when you need the unbridled sensual thrills that only vibrators can offer, but you just don’t have the disposable income to purchase that beauty you’ve been ogling in the online catalogue. Take heart. While the following tips presented below won’t yield the best vibrator money can buy, they will set you up with a perfectly serviceable sex toy that will give you the clitoral thrills you’ve been dying for. Just remember that these toys are for clitoral use only – insertion with improvised toys is unsafe and can lead to the toy becoming irretrievably stuck.
First, go out and buy yourself a cheap cigar. No, we’re not trying to entice you into the evils of smoking, we just want to set you up with the metal tube it comes in. That should only set you back a few bucks, tops. The next item you’ll need is an electric toothbrush. For the big finish, just turn on your electric toothbrush, drop it into the empty cigar tube and voila! You’ve got the best vibrator you’ll find in its price range. The constant vibrating and jiggling of the electric toothbrush will provide a steady stream of vibration directly to the tip of the cigar tube.
If you’ve got a video game system in your home, you might not realize that their controllers can be converted into powerful vibrators with very little effort on your part, and since they don’t lend themselves to vaginal insertion, they’re perfectly safe. What you’ll want to do is place the controller in a plastic bag, pop a fighting game into the machine, and enjoy. As the cartoon person onscreen gets the crap whomped out of them, the controller will vibrate like mad. Just touch one the controller’s smooth, curved end
against your clit and enjoy.
In our gadget-obsessed culture, vibrators have always lent themselves to homemade improvisations crafted by clever do-it-yourselfers. Even if you don’t have the cash for the vibrator of your dreams, you’ve certainly got enough odds and ends lying around to make the best vibrator possible for the time being.
